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The Yarns!

4 Plies of the Apocalypse

  • 4 ply sock yarn
  • 25% nylon and 75% superwash merino
  • 100g
  • about 436 yards

Best of the Worsted

  • 8 ply light worsted yarn
  • 100% superwash merino
  • 100g
  • about 218 yards.

*All yarns are dyed in a home with both cats and dogs.  Animals are not allowed to play with the yarn, but their hair tends to travel.  Please be aware if you have allergies.

Yarns are hand dyed, so no two skeins will be exactly alike.  If you would like a sweater quantity, please let me know with your order and I will do my very best to match them up.

Yarns are dyed to order.  A small amount of pre-dyed skeins will be available upon colorway release.  Once those have been depleted, it will be 7-21 days after ordering for your yarn to be shipped.  

For local pickup or knit night delivery, contact me for the free shipping code.


The Dyer

I'm Mary, AKA QuietRiotGrrrl on Ravelry and NF.  I live in Bloomington Indiana with my husband and animals, but some days I miss Seattle like crazy.  My obsession with yarn began with a library book and a really quiet evening temp gig.  Now I don't know what I would do without my yarnie friends.  Much of my knitting is done while watching horror, sci-fi and fantasy.  Yarn dying is usually done with some bad dancing or listening to podcasts and audio books.  My favorite color is All of them!  And my all time favorite word has to be Schpadoinkle.  

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